Connecting the Disconnected

I’m not saying we’re living in Egypt. I’m NOT. Everyone who knows me knows my spatial aptitude is less than stellar. I don’t want to go into it here, but let’s just say proof abounds.

But the fellow next to me was getting on my last nerve . . . Okay, let me give you some background. I was in a geography class at the University of Write My Opinions On Your Test to get an A, and had slid into my seat at the last minute; having a weakness for Burger King bacon, egg, and cheese croissan’wiches, and convincing myself I had time to get one; going into the restaurant because the drive-through line was too long, and dropping some quarters on the floor which I then had to retrieve, slowing down the line. I know.

Anyway, my being barely on time is why I was seated next to a Mr. Know-It-All. All the back seats were taken by early arrivals. I hummed the chorus of It’s A Little Too Late – the one by Keith, not Chesnutt, as I passed each full chair until I found a place in the second row. I unscrewed my thermos lid, took a sip of coffee to show the people behind me I wasn’t in a hurry, and burned my tongue.

We were supposed to be talking about Pangea and this guy kept mumbling about how Palisades Park, New Jersey was Morocco which, let’s be clear, if Morocco was anything, it was in New York, maaybe Boston. NOT that it should matter now, mind you, since we clearly have the Atlantic Ocean in between anything that might’ve been something but now isn’t. See how irritating it is? I mean, think about it. Were we learning names of cities, nations, and continents only to have a switcheroo thrown at us by the time my descendants turned 80? I was getting a headache.

This is where things went slightly askew.

The professor pointed to me (ME! As though I was the one mumbling – which I wasn’t, other than to tell Mr. Know-It-All he was giving me a headache.) and asked for my opinion about Memphis. All I could think of was Memphis, Tennessee which he probably didn’t mean (did he?) which prompted me to say a little too loudly, Egypt.

What?

Our country could’ve been Egypt years ago. Yes, I KNOW. Spatial aptitude, remember? Silence descended over the class. I have never considered silence particularly comfortable, but I’d backed myself into a corner, so I kept talking. Was that a mistake? Of course it was.

Yes, Egypt.

At this point, I decided to take a distraction tactic.

And thinking about it, Brazil and the Congo, I pointed to the map at the front of the class, were a little too cozy. No wonder they parted ways. I don’t blame Australia for wanting nothing to do with Antarctica and just wanting to be left alone. I feel that way sometimes, myself. At this point, I glared at the fellow next to me, and added just to irritate him further, And I can’t imagine Anne of Green Gables in Halifax would have wanted anything to do with Play It Again, Sam in Casablanca. Well, maybe. She certainly wouldn’t have gone for Rick, at any rate. Unless his “We’ll always have Paris” line lured her in. But – no – I don’t think so.

The professor wasn’t keeping up. Egypt?

At this point, I thought it best to give in to the silence. I folded my arms, and to my surprise, Mr. Know-It-All said, Well . . . Memphis, Tennessee was named after the Memphis of Egypt. He shrugged his shoulders in a sign of solidarity.

I stared into space the rest of the hour while the professor waxed on about this and that. I couldn’t believe I’d said what I said. I couldn’t even remember what I’d said, but I knew it wasn’t terribly scholarly.

I never liked puzzles anyway. I do, however, have a predilection for country music, which is good because after class Mr. Know-It-All asked me to a Luke Combs concert scheduled the next Saturday, and, still being in space-out mode, I accepted.

And you know what? It was nice. Fun, even. And as we walked into a Burger King after the concert and he took my hand, I began to think that maybe this world is a little more connected than I thought.

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Rats

I should have had my suspicions when I was shown the house by a realtor. (Upon reflection, perhaps it was the reason I got such a good deal.) I eventually concluded the previous owners surely had more than suspicions, but it apparently didn’t bother them. The house, itself, though clearly run down, had good bones. There were transoms above the front and back doors as well as the center window of three in the dining room. The doorknobs were those old glass ones, and even though they had lost their clarity, I dreamed of possibilities which included more than a swipe of Windex. The house boasted five fireplaces which added insurance costs despite the fact that they were unused and would remain so for the time being. But even though the cost of such things should’ve brought me to my knees, I love the thought of fireplaces. They would stay put. The hardwood floors weren’t as stained as you might imagine, probably thanks to the carpet tack holes around the perimeter of the downstairs rooms. I say it again: it was – is – a house beautiful enough to throw caution to the wind and sign a purchase agreement followed quickly by a sale. I moved in as soon as I received the keys.

The kitchen was equipped with a gas stove, an unremarkable refrigerator that would eventually need to be replaced, and a copper single bowl sink. Rubbing tungsten oil into its wooden cupboards could’ve taken the place of any gym workout. At least, that’s the excuse I used. Those cupboards, though. They included a bin that was part of the bottom row, and I felt like a Disney princess when I placed my bread and crackers in it. Charming!

I’d been in my new house for about two weeks when I noticed the crust of a piece of bread was partly missing. It’s hard to find good help these days, I reasoned, thinking of the bakery I’d begun frequenting.

A few days later I couldn’t ignore cracker crumbs piled in the bottom of the bin and scattered on the floor in front of it. The day after that I found myself sweeping away some not so small black specks from the counter; and that night I realized the irritating noise in my dream was the sound of scurrying. In what, I wasn’t certain. The walls? The floor?

The next morning, I put all of my food that couldn’t be canned or frozen into plastic bags and put those in airtight containers. The varmints would have to look somewhere other than my house for their treasure. No more free stuff! I yelled into the air.

They didn’t leave easily. If that’s the way they wanted it, that’s what they would get. This was war! And war brings sorrow. To my great sorrow, I gave my houseplants away. I emptied my wastebaskets every night and brought their bagged contents out to the garbage can which I had moved to the back of the backyard. I donated my countertop composter. It  was that gray green color that’s so popular, and I had received it as a housewarming gift, a favorite from the party thrown by an innocent, unsuspecting new homeowner – me.

I scoured every inch inside and out for tiny entry points, though, by this time, I was beginning to realize it wasn’t sweet little squeaky mice that were my roommates, but rats whose size was growing exponentially every time I thought of them. How in the world were they getting in? It was like a free-for-all. I sealed every crack and cranny I could with caulk and jammed steel wool into the rest. I would prevail!

Spring was peaking around the corner by the time I realized I didn’t just have a full-blown family, but a dark-hearted congregation whose members spread their good news to one and all with missionary zeal . . . Just a minute while I calm myself with another frozen donut. Life in my new house was fast losing its delight.

Determined to find their hiding places, I demolished a wall to the studs in my bedroom one day and cleaned out a large nest, including some little pink, hairless babies that I threw a towel over and stomped to death. When I mentioned it to a co-worker, she began to avoid me. Clearly, she had never experienced the trauma of infiltration.

My house began to smell like Christmas from the peppermint I sprayed throughout. It wasn’t difficult to convince myself to begin using all five fireplaces. If any of the monsters decided they were Santa Clause, the imposter would meet its fiery demise and I would have one less trip to the garbage can. I didn’t mention it to my co-worker.

I set all kinds of traps, and none of them included the humane kind. Do not cross me on this! If the rats had been sweet little things that sat by my shoe, tiny spectacles perched on their nose(s) while I read, I might have considered it. They weren’t. Not a one. They were unrepentant freeloaders and worse. I began to fear for my health.

By summer I had bought a cat, something I swore I would never do since I’m a dog person; but desperate times call for desperate measures. Kash didn’t need much food since there was plenty around my house for him to catch and eat. I had pity on him, though, and gave him tuna and Fancy Feast as often as he was willing to take it. But it had to be a kind of fast food delivery, since it couldn’t be left unattended. He’s not a finicky cat. I think it’s because he’s found his purpose in life, at least for now, and is happy being his rat-catching self. But the thing about cats is that sometimes they just want to leave you a gift. So many gifts. I began mumbling clean up in aisle one in my sleep. Another thing. You know how animals have quirks? Well I discovered Kash is a cat who loves an hour or two in front of the fireplace while I read aloud to him. And I wonder where his little cat thoughts wander while he listens.

It’s been a year since I first walked through my house, since I was swept away with its beauty and delightful potential. What. A. Year. But I’ve learned a thing or two about invasive pests. Firstly, you mustn’t and I mean not a whit allow any access to what they want or to your house in general. Secondly, traps are very useful as long as you’re not squeamish. And thirdly, find yourself a cat. Give him whatever he wants, do your best to share his joy with the disgusting blob he places in front of you, and read him stories by the fire.

I’ve now become somewhat contented as I look around at what I’ve done with the place – sparkling door knobs that hold promise of pleasure once opened, shiny brass, lustrous wood, and cozy rooms. I’ve even bought a few plants, although I have yet to bring them all the way into the house. And I can finally say with a degree of genuine sincerity, There’s no place like home.

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A Valentine’s Connection

It was a tug somewhere near her throat and traveling down to her heart. It wasn’t always there – only sometimes. Like Valentine’s Day. Like today. Oh, she had friends; and they were the good kind; the kind she knew she could trust with her mistakes and dreams and everyday thoughts. But they had boyfriends or husbands. They knew what a lonely Valentine’s Day was, but their experience had become fuzzy with time and change of circumstance. They knew, but they had forgotten.

Maybe she’d watch an old movie? Or read a book.

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After thirty minutes, she stopped and tilted her head. Had she heard something? Maybe it was a squirrel or raccoon. There had been four, maybe five squirrels all winter long nosing around by the bushes. And she’d caught sight of a couple of raccoons rummaging through the garbage three nights ago.

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There it was again! Heart beating faster, she grabbed an old baseball bat she kept under her couch and tiptoed to the door.

“Augh!”

“Oh!”

He turned toward her as she threw open her door, bat held high.

“I’m sorry to have scared you.” He motioned to the street. “Car trouble. I was just searching for a connection for my phone.”

“Yea, it’s not great.”

She squinted. He seemed familiar somehow.

“Hey! Were you at the thing last week?”

It clicked. He had been one of the guests at a friends 30th birthday celebration.

“You’re going to be late,” she ventured.

“I was just on my way home from the grocery store.” His chuckle ended in a sigh. “I won’t be late for anything tonight.”

“I have wifi inside.”

Relief spread across his face.

“Let me grab something from my car.” He sprinted to the curb and came back with some cookies.

“I was going to watch an old movie and bought a Valentine’s treat to go with it.”

“I’ll put on some coffee.”

And suddenly Valentine’s Day lost its tug.

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No Accounting For Taste (conclusion)

I was there on the dot of 6:00 and Chloe invited me in. The meal was some of the best Italian I’d tasted in – well – ever. By the time I’d enjoyed a second helping and gelato to top it off, Chloe had coaxed from me most of the important parts and some of the boring parts of my life story, including the suffering I endured from a theory book at every piano lesson until I was 16. When I told her I thought of G7 as having to do with more politics than music, we both laughed.

But it was when we retired to her living room for a spicy herbal tea, that I learned something about her.

“You’ve been following me out of the grocery store.”

I couldn’t deny it. “My curiosity got the better of me,” I admitted. “You don’t shop groceries like other people. And then when you didn’t go home with them, well . . .”

Chloe nodded.

“I don’t suppose you remember when I moved here. You’re too young.” She sighed. “I’ve lived all over the world. I was a chef. Studied at the . . . Culinary Institute of America . . .” She gave me a sharp look, though I had no idea why. Upon my look of innocence, she continued, “and was good enough to work anywhere I chose.”

“I don’t doubt it. Tonight’s dinner was amazing!”

“I spent a little time at Apicius,” she remarked. “Now that was an interesting experience,” she added under her breath.

When I began to ask why, she interrupted. “So I entertain myself now by challenging myself with varied ingredients to come up with something of note.”

Her explanation seemed off to me, somehow. While we’d dined, I had caught a glimpse in her pantry which deserved a standing ovation and showed she didn’t really need the items she bought at the little grocery.

“But you don’t go home.”

“No, no I don’t. I suppose you want to know why.”

I nodded vigorously.

“I like to remind myself of various times in my life, and I’ve found that place is an important part of that.”

I could see how that would be true. I, myself, was transported back to various times in my life just by driving through certain towns.

“I don’t suppose you can jet back to Italy every week,” I offered.

Chloe laughed longer than I thought my comment deserved.

She ignored it, though, as she continued. “One time I was holed up in a small auto shop for longer than I wished. But looking back, I recall the reasons for it as well as some surprisingly satisfying hours there.”

“But why were you . . .”

Chloe continued. “The church, of course, is a place of solace for me. Always has been. I prefer them empty. It’s quiet and Jesus sits with you if you want.”

“What does he like to eat?”

Chloe smiled. “I spent a year in a basement apartment in New York. It was a dump, but comfortable enough for me.”

“More comfortable than an auto repair shop?”

“Haha. Yes.”

“But I would think you made enough money to live in better surroundings.”

“It depends on what you think of as better surroundings.”

I left Chloe’s that evening having been given answers, but none that satisfactorily answered my questions.

I gave them up – my questions. It was clear she didn’t care to divulge much, though she was very good at getting me to chatter like a songbird. I consoled myself with the knowledge that I’d tried; tried to find out about Chloe’s peculiarities and found little to fill in the blanks. What she said near the end of my visit, though, stuck with me like a song that would play over and over in my mind.

“When you get to be my age, you value experience over money and knowledge over things.”

“What about people?” I asked. “Family? Friends?”

Chloe pondered for a few minutes so we sat in silence.

“Some are treasures, others, trash. But I do believe that all the times and places and, yes, people who slip in and out of your life meet you as one person and say goodbye to you as someone who became a little different because of the encounter.”

Different because of the encounter. I mulled over that final comment as I took inventory the next day. And the next week I thought about preferring experience and knowledge, times and places over things that seemed to me at the time to be more valuable while I unloaded coffee to the shelves.

I didn’t see Chloe for awhile after that. I asked around and heard  from a boy she’d hired to keep her up yard that she’d jetted to some other country. Which one? He thought maybe Peru. He seemed surprised someone like Chloe would venture further than the corner grocery.

“Oh, she ventures,” I defended her.

He looked like he didn’t believe me. I probably wouldn’t have either but for my experiences; like sitting outside on a misty evening just past midnight or eating amazing gelato with her in her very ordinary-looking house. It occurred to me that whatever I’d sought in following her, I’d found without realizing it. No, I didn’t find out much about Chloe, but I did discover a bit of her essence: Experiences not sought, but not forgotten; A little knowledge; And a time in my life when my usual expectations of people changed because of a grocery cart and a woman named Chloe.

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No Accounting For Taste (cont. 1)

Having gotten to bed far later than usual and having gained the suspicion of a cold from spending more of the evening outside than planned, and in a misty rain at that, I hesitated following Chloe the next time she bought groceries. But how could I not? You question that? Well maybe you’re the type that can ignore things that seem out of the ordinary, and to that I say, enjoy the tsunami you didn’t see coming. However, I needed the peace of settling the question of Chloe’s strangely varied grocery items. I mean c’mon. Who buys all things wasabi, then takes a 180 degree turn the next week to an entire cart of bland?

So the next time she walked out of the store, I clocked out (easy to do since I work plenty of overtime) and followed her again. And again she did not return home. She went to a small white church that had sat empty for as long as I could remember. Again she jiggled the door handle just so and let herself in. Again she turned on a light. And again I sat outside into the night, this time in between some bushes nearby.

And so it went. One week it was what appeared to be a small apartment in the basement of an old building (she had to descend outside stairs before she did the jiggle of the door handle thing). I had never noticed its existence until that evening. Another week it was what I supposed to be a garden of sorts enclosed by a stone wall, and still another, the back door of a public library after it was closed for the day. A run-down playground. A boat house. My effort to discover the why of her grocery peculiarities gave no satisfaction at all, but rather led to more questions, and I began to lose sleep.

I decided I was going about things the wrong way and spent a few days at my computer trying to find information about Chloe (there was none except her home address) and about each place she spent an evening (nothing of note).

“You’ve been looking rather peaked lately.”

Chloe’s voice startled me. I was squatting, putting boxes of cereal on an endcap. I scrunched my eyes and made an effort to look at her like I was composing a police report in my head. It was unsuccessful.

“If you’re interested, I’d like to invite you to my house for supper tonight?”

It seemed an odd invitation since we knew each other only by sight. I glanced into her cart. Pasta, fruit, sausage, french bread, and salad fixings sealed the deal. There was no reason to decline, of course. I nodded my head.

“You know where I live?” she asked with the hint of a smile.

I nodded again.

“See you at 6:00.”

to be continued . . .

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No Accounting For Taste

There’s no accounting for taste. I mulled over this truth as I pulled out another box of macaroni and cheese to put on the shelf of the little grocery store I worked at.

Due to its size, I recognized regular customers. There were, of course, some who dropped in irregularly, but I am not speaking of those. At least not yet; and I hope none of them will figure into my tale, but who knows.

No, the customer of whom I speak is a small woman in what I guess is her 70’s who caught my attention oh, maybe a few months ago; and it was due to her grocery choices. You know how people habitually buy the same kinds of things every time they shop? Bananas, bread, and milk, for example. Some people are drawn to boxed meals you can just dump in a pan and heat with very little effort. Others have a fond relationship with the cereal aisle. Or canned goods. Or rice. Not many shop for fish unless it’s in a little round can. For the most part, maybe without conscious intention, customers put the same things in their carts week after week, year after year.

But this lady – her name is Chloe – buys strikingly  different selections every single time. I asked her about it once, and she scrunched her eyes and looked at me like she was composing a police report in her head. Maybe I shouldn’t have taken notice, not that it should matter, right? But I get it. Who wants their grocery cart scrutinized? Not me and not Chloe either.

It pestered me, though. Why? I’ve no idea. Why should I care what someone buys at the grocery store? It’s just that it was unusual enough that it piqued my curiosity. Did she have guests with varied preferences over to her house once a week? Was she one of those who can’t bear routine? Was it simply that she shopped whatever was on sale? That at least made sense. Except she didn’t; shop only sale items, that is. Yes, I admit I was nosy enough to notice.

I was beginning to lose focus on things that actually mattered, so I decided to take matters into my own hands, find an answer to her unusual practice, and put it all to rest. No one would have to know, and I would be able to read a book without re-reading the same paragraph over and over again.

This next confession should stay between us because it makes me look suspicious enough that Chloe’s composing a police report in her head probably wouldn’t seem unreasonable to her or to you. Please, please don’t judge and, as a favor, I won’t scrutinize your peculiarities.

I followed her home. Oh she didn’t notice. I stayed far enough back and hid behind trees – that sort of thing – that she couldn’t have suspected anyone behind her. The thing is, she didn’t go home. This town is small enough that I had a general idea of where she lived. No, I didn’t look it up. I just knew because when you live in a small town there are some things you just know. Don’t ask me to explain it.

She took a completely different route and stopped at an abandoned auto repair place. What. She jiggled the doorknob just right, turned on a light, and let herself in. It began to mist, but curiosity kept me crouched behind an old oil drum for the rest of the evening. I must have dozed, because when I opened my eyes around midnight, the light was off, my clothes were soaked, and she was gone.

to be continued . . .

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A Win

It should be a banana flavored – mmm – something. She could almost taste it. A walnut flavor in the concoction and maybe cinnamon? She stared into space, cupboard door open and spoon in hand. She took a sip of coffee, then another, then a long gulp. It had gone cold while she had been lost in thought and imagination. Pulling a mixing bowl to the counter, she dropped the spoon in it with a clang, emptied the cold coffee from her mug into the sink, and refilled it from the still-hot carafe.

What was she even thinking? It’s just that the year had been – well she didn’t want to think about what it had been. Hard; not a terribly descriptive word, but true. Long; another, because the year had behind it other not so great years. And now what would it accomplish for her to do this – little something – that had never held import to her? She sighed. She needed a win.

Did she even stand a chance in the bake-off?  Long-time residents and new townsfolk freely joined in competition of original recipes in the small town annual tradition. She never had. But this year she did because this year, for the first time, she cared. Maybe she cared because her sister had taken second place last year, her mother had been first for more years than she could count, and her grandma’s and great grandma’s names were still known for their grand prize concoctions. Or maybe somehow, somewhere in the ether of thought, the importance of carrying on tradition, of knowing – not just from stories, but from experience – the gratification of pride in one’s own effort caught her attention. Maybe she finally was willing to put some skin in the game, so to speak.

She bit her thumbnail as she paged through an old recipe book. She grabbed a few more, in addition to her Grandma’s recipe box, and moved to a comfy chair. An hour later she was deep in concentration and contentment as she blended her original combination. If a sample of the batter meant anything, her Boston Banana Cream Cake with coffee-flavored ganache could be a contender. A generous piece with a glass of milk assured her she was right. Now to make a duplicate for the weekend’s contest.

“I loooved your bake-off entry!” Ginny exclaimed on their way out of church the following Sunday.

“Thank you. Your chocolate coconut cookies were great.”

Stella came up behind them. “I don’t know how you all come up with your ideas. Congratulations on taking first place. And your first time, too!”

“You know she comes from a long line of winners, Stel.”

“Oh. That’s right! Must be in the genes.”

She smiled. “I don’t know about that.”

Later, she thought over the weekend’s success. Winning wasn’t in anyone’s genes, was it? Was it more determination or creativity or was it something else? Fate? God? She thought of her great grandmother’s life – a person she’d never met. Though she’d had a hard year, her great grandma had more than one hard year. Maybe many. If stories meant anything, the woman worked her fingers to the bone. But she somehow had found the will and time to enter a happy little bake-off and not only won, but taken home more than one grand prize over the years. Why did she enter? What would she have become in different times? And did the hard times create something in her that led to creativity and determination?

She got up and took a bite of her entry straight from the platter. Whatever it was, wherever it came from, she was grateful she’d made the effort. Proud, even. She’d take the win.

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Everything I Ever Needed I Found At Fleet Farm

There’s a certain scent in hardware stores – not the perfumy enticement of a department store cosmetic counter, but rather a scent of sort of solid security suggesting all will be well. Likewise, Fleet Farm Supply. Fleet Farm offers more, though.

When I was a young boy, I’d head straight for the toy aisles at Christmas where I found the toy tractors and farm implements emblazoned in their catalogues. In springtime, I’d make a beeline for the cheeping sounds of chicks kept in a large trough under warming lights at the back of the store. As a young man, I found satisfactory clothes there and, when I was on my own, I bought the kind of food and drink a person can actually enjoy. Tools? For home and auto, just like an insurance commercial. Hunting and fishing supplies capped my needs. In fact, I’ve often thought everything I’ve ever needed can be found at the Fleet Farm.

Then one day tested that claim.

I’d been moseying through the aisles, stopping too long at fishing lures and probably not long enough at propane. It was because I was gazing at the new fishing lure in my hand, that I ran smack into a customer at the endcap. She nearly fell, but I caught her; and we stood there for a split second locking eyes and sizing each other up. It was uncomfortable and a little exciting at the same time. I’m not sure she felt the same way.

Ten minutes later, I checked out: fishing lure, trail mix, and Dr. Pepper. I’d just tossed my treasure into the backseat, when a voice addressed me. I bumped my head on the ceiling of my car, and, rubbing my head, straightened before I shut the door.

Why were you following me?

It was the customer I’d bumped into earlier.

Following you? I wasn’t following you.

She motioned in the air. And yet, here you are.

Maybe you were following me!

And maybe you are interested in birdfeeders, but I don’t think so.

It’s true. I’m not interested in bird feeders. Never have been.

I glanced at my watch.

It’s lunchtime. Join me?

It’s been twelve years. We have three kids, four dogs, go to church on Sundays, and keep each other content. And I just picked up another bird feeder at Fleet Farm.

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I started this story two months ago. And then my mom’s death stopped many of life’s activities, as it should. Maybe I’ll address it sometime. But I wanted to finish what I started. It’s not as long as it might have been. But I am becoming accustomed to accepting that things aren’t always, or even usually, as we might wish them.

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I Was Sure of It (conclusion)

I traveled ahead and then left as I was sure I should. At what I guessed was hour two, I stopped for a bottle of apple Snapple (it really is the best flavor) and sipped it in my truck as I considered my options. I didn’t care to return home since I’d invested time and gas at this point. Was I headed the right direction? I was so sure. Maybe I should say I had been so sure. The problem with being sure – very sure – is that unless the Good Lord, Himself, has told you, there’s a remote possibility you could be wrong, emphasis on remote. I hate to even admit it. I’m sure you can understand.

The sun was definitely high in the sky and trekking downward. Pulling into a gas station, I swallowed my pride, and inquired, then walked out the door to the sound of laughter a little too loud for my taste.

Anyway, that’s how I ended up spending the night in my truck under the stars, having turned myself completely around and reaching my destination after it closed. Fortunately, there was another auction nearby the following day, and I didn’t care to return home and risk a late arrival not to mention wear and tear on my truck. It was the first time I’d ever parked in the first space in a parking lot.

By the time I woke up and found a row of porta-potties, a few food trucks had begun to arrive. I have to say, my favorite thing about auctions, or anything else for that matter, is the food. I nourished myself with a bag of mini donuts and cup of coffee.

I was kind of glad I missed my intended auction and ended up at this one instead. It was a rowdy bunch and I met some interesting people, one who expressed interest in my truck. I know. Right?

As the day wore on, I was routinely outbid and came up empty. I figured I’d try one more time before I left, though by now the bids were for boxes of things unknown – kind of like a grab bag at a candy store. I got one! Actually two, since the woman taking my money shoved a second one at me for free. I think she was worn out. I paid the princely sum of $15.00 and took them to my truck to see if there was anything of value. They held some pictures taken around the 1920’s I guessed, an old set of encyclopedias, an interesting variety of electronics, and a few things I thought maybe I could sell on FBMP.

My friend arrived Monday to return my laptop. I invited her in and, after hearing about her research paper, I dug around in one of the auction boxes.

“Ah! Here it is,” I said, handing her a laptop. It was a Dell.

“I checked it out. It seems to be in good condition. Anyway, since I have one, I thought maybe you could use it.”

She nearly squeezed the breath out of me, and her expressions of thanks were nearly as rowdy as the auction had been. I started craving mini donuts.

I’m sitting here now, tapping the end table with the card the guy who was interested in my truck gave me. He wrote his phone number on it. Should I call him? I’m leaning toward what I’m sure should be yes. Maybe.

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I Was Sure of It

“No, no. It’s fine,” I said shoving my laptop into her hands.

“Are you sure? I can go to the library,” answered my friend.

“And we know how dependable those computers can be,” I replied, recalling the last time she’d done so and lost half of the research paper she had been working on leading to her being docked a grade for lateness.

“Go.” I insisted.

She went. That was two days ago. Her paper was due on Monday and I assumed she would get it back to me by then. Yes, I know what they say about assuming things, but she’s my friend.

Why doesn’t she have her own laptop? I don’t know. I figure being poor can do that to you. Because she is; not the kind of poor that qualifies for free stuff, but the kind of poor that is enough to make life inconvenient and slightly uncomfortable.

I was up early Saturday morning, plan in my head and truck keys in my hand. It was north – actually northeast – and I knew that if I traveled ahead and then left, I would reach the place within an hour. Maybe two. Maybe three. (Okay, so estimations have never been my forte, and let’s admit some vehicles are more dependable than others which, of course, makes a difference in times of arrival.) But of the direction and distance? I was sure of it.

So certain was I that I left without my watch, the band being uncomfortable, and a compass, because who uses a compass besides the military and orienteering buffs? (Oh yes. I had one. I displayed it on a small round end table along with an Adelaide Hurricane lamp and an old copy of A Message to Garcia. It was a gift I valued because of the giver, but never used.)

You’re thinking I should just GPS it on my phone. Of course you are. I agree, but I had dropped my phone in the community pool the day before while I was trying to find the link for my suit that a new acquaintance admired and asked for, and it was currently spending the day in a package of uncooked rice. (I have to admit my swimming suit is amazing.) No, I couldn’t map quest it on my laptop, which, as you’ll recall was in the possession of my friend.

Some people collect old pickups. Let’s just say they wouldn’t want mine. I started it and set out.

By hour two I was beginning to feel slightly unsettled. Feeling undone would come later.

to be continued . . .

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